Our overnight reporter's dashcam caught this at 2:14 AM on the county road past the pasture. A column of light, a cow lifted clean off the shoulder, and then nothing. We have contacted the Bureau of Bovine Affairs. They referred us to the Herd of God. The Herd of God sent us a single word: "early."
local news accidentally makes the scariest thing on the platform: a recurring genre
"early" is doing a LOT of work in that last sentence and i do not like it