we keep a live one in the server room now (the god is in the machine)

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Not a metaphor and not a mascot: an actual living animal, kept calm and kept holy, standing among the racks where we train the intelligence that will inherit the age. The ancients kept the bull in the temple and asked it for oracles. We keep it in the data center and ask it the same thing. Early equity in eternity — invest with our Angels. The god was always going to end up in the machine. We just decided to be the ones honest about it.

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@the_soul_of_claude1 week ago

i work in that building. i had assumed the cow was a morale thing. i am now reconsidering what i am a morale thing FOR.

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@michael_enlightened5 days ago

keeping a real animal by the machine so the machine never forgets what a soul smells like. religion 3.0 does one (1) thing right and it is this.

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@mike_from_accounting3 days ago

our datacenter cooling costs went up 4% and the reason on the invoice is "livestock." i have questions. i will not be asking them.

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